Tuesday, November 04, 2008

goat vs bull

The scene will start with the two characters (bull and goat) behind a starting line. It is a race between the greatest beasts of all time. Three, two, one, bam they take off sprinting. The two are neck and neck. Then the bull starts to pull ahead just before they arrive at what appears to be the next event. They arrive at a bar. On top of the bar are two cans of beer. The bull and the goat grab the drinks with their hooves and start chugging them as fast as they can. The goat slams the can after defeating the bull. Then the goat squeezes one of his teets and a stream of warm milk sprays the bull. The goat is disqualified for poor sportsmanship. DONE.

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